As you can see, I've been playing around with quilts for a long time.
  I also have a long history of beer consumption, although my tastes have definitely improved.
  Probably the last time I wore a shirt that showed my midrif.
  I also had an early career as a pool-shark...
  ... which you can see I was very serious about.
  That's either a very small me or a very large horse. Or both.
   I was also a biker chick for a while.
  I've been a life-long cat person. I think I liked holding the kitty a lot more than it liked being held...
  The whole purpose of adding this photo was to prove that I actually have had a nice tan at one point in my life.